Co-worker: Oooh, yeah. Show me.
Me: [Revealing this month's issue of Men's Journal, featuring Man vs. Wild star Bear Grylls on the cover]. Then to underscore his sex appeal, I say, You know, the guy who eats frogs and stuff?
Co-worker: And, like, poop . . . Soooo, heads up on that one [pauses]; he's wicked cute though.