Someone: How do 3 a.m. shots of whiskey fit into your 09 health and wellness plans for me?
Me: Hmmm. By whiskey, do u mean “wheat grass?”
Someone: Sure, you can call it that.
Via text message between me and someone who might, potentially, be related to me; however, I am beginning to think there’s a good chance one of us is adopted.
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I once had a boyfriend who used to call me at random and ask questions like "Are M&Ms good for me?"
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