Wednesday, January 7, 2009

At Least You're Doing Better Than This Guy . . .

Someone: How do 3 a.m. shots of whiskey fit into your 09 health and wellness plans for me?

Me: Hmmm. By whiskey, do u mean “wheat grass?”

Sure, you can call it that.

Via text message between me and someone who might, potentially, be related to me; however, I am beginning to think there’s a good chance one of us is adopted.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I once had a boyfriend who used to call me at random and ask questions like "Are M&Ms good for me?"